Fashion Rollcall has selected the man corset to its Rollcall list this week. No, we are not endorsing this trend, maybe we’re just not that evolved. I’ve yet to give myself permission to wear a girdle, so I’m not ready to accept a man walking around in one. Call me old fashioned, but I want a man who wears chaps, not a corset. Mind you, I’m a little unsure of exactly what chaps are, but I’m sure it’s not sold in the lingerie department. The shapewear comes in briefs, tank tops and T-shirts, and are even marketed for their “health benefits”. Apparently they help alleviate back pain. Okay. Ladies, it’s all fun and games until your man wears your last clean pair of Spanx before laundry day. Men, if you are wearing them to attract women, you must understand that women are not overly concerned with your imperfections, especially when we’re in love with you. We will love you no matter what, minus the, um, man’s corset. Can you imagine asking the age old question to the Presidential candidates, boxers, briefs or girdle? May I suggest a pair of running shoes for a run in the park, or a brisk walk with your dog?
Men, Breathe in and Hold It [NYT]
Man Corsets Flying Off the Shelves at Saks [The Cut]